What Has Happened To My Life?

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What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

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We didn’t give women the right to vote (in the U.S.) until 1920. …That means American Democracy is 94 years old. There are three people in my building older than American democracy. Women have had a rough time. It was so okay to beat your wife until so recently, that today we have a kind of shirt named after it. There’s a piece of clothing in our culture affectionately nicknamed after beating the crap out of your wife, and for some reason this is offensive to nobody.
Louis CK monologue (via sonnyjohnson)

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We're not supposed to talk about the Dog Park.
*talks about the Dog Park in each episode*
We're not supposed to look at the hooded figures.
*interviews hooded figure*
It's dangerous to go over there, people keep going missing when they go there.
*sends intern there*

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